1. I was forced to as a child.
2. People who wash are hypocrites – they think they are cleaner than
everybody else.
3. There are so many different kinds of soap, I can’t decide which one
is best.
4. I used to wash, but I got bored and stopped.
5. I wash only on special occasions, like Christmas and Easter.
6. None of my friends wash.
7. I’ll start washing when I get older and dirtier.
8. I can’t spare the time.
9. The bathroom is never warm enough in winter or cool enough in
summer.
10. People who make soap are only after your money.
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Thursday, December 30, 2010
Ten reasons why I never wash
From Fr. Finigan's blog (I regret I don't have the link) via an email from Dr. Tighe
Fr Z posted the link yesterday. If I do this right, it's http://the-hermeneutic-of-continuity.blogspot.com/2010/12/my-mum-forced-me-to-clean-my-teeth.html
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Bill, tGf
That's pretty funny. (c;
ReplyDeleteQueen Elizabeth (the original) was very fastidious. She was said to bathe every single month, whether she needed it or not.
ReplyDeleteAs opposed to her successor, James VI and I, of whom it was once remarked that he hadn't bathed in 37 years.
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