Thursday, January 24, 2019

Ultrasound Unable To Detect Heartbeat In New York State Legislators

ALBANY, NY—After the New York State Legislature voted to greatly expand abortion rights all the way up until the point of birth Tuesday, doctors quickly ordered echocardiograms on every lawmaker who voted for the bill, but tragically, no heartbeats were found by any of the ultrasounds.

Physicians desperately searched the chest cavities of the legislators for any sign of a heartbeat but found only a black void where normal human beings have a heart.

"Not a single one of these legislators appears to have a heart," said one doctor gravely. "This is a known medical condition. When you try to justify the murder of infants, you slowly sear your conscience. As a side effect, your heart begins to harden. Finally, it becomes pure stone and eventually withers away into nothing, leaving you with a black void: a husk of a human."

"It's really the only way you could possibly cheer on something like the murder of babies," he added as he performed another cardiac ultrasound. "Nope, this one's coming up negative too: just blackness where normal people have a heart."

Doctors also ordered blood tests but found only cold hatred running through the veins of every legislator who voted to further oppress the unborn.

Source
HT: Brian W.

2 comments:

Dmitri Karamazov said...

What's the big deal about abortion? If God wants me to have my best life now, then I must abort every inconvenient thing in my path to personal fulfillment. If it's a baby, get rid of it. If your marriage does not allow you to achieve your personal goals or is boring, then abort that too. Pursuit of happiness is an inalienable right endowed by God. Whatever gets in the way of my happiness gets aborted.

BorisJojicj said...

I trust you are being sarcastic?