Thursday, August 02, 2012

Crime Report

Somethings you just can't make up.  Floating while drunk...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gotta love that website.

James the Thickheaded said...

Read the part 'bout the DUI for the guy with the motorized bar stool? It's on YouTube...and ...uh... Well, there you are.

Author apparently is unfamiliar with modern inflatables with twin 2-stroke Hondas and a honking lot of horsepower on the rear... Afraid hen dates himself, or at least misses a few facts here and there.

Anonymous said...

Obviously you have never been on the Current River in Missouri.

Nikolaus