Thursday, July 25, 2013
Dear New York
I know I have said and written unkind things about you. Sometimes, they were downright mean. I may have left you and shaken the dust from my sandals while making snarky comments about the suckers still living in your borders, but alas you are still my native state. So I implore you not to make yourself the laughingstock of the country. PLEASE PLEASE don't elect either of those men.